Action Jack (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} actionjack) wrote,@ 2008-10-29 19:48:00 |
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Tips for preserving a relationship
While walking with down the street with your girlfriend, if you are passed by an 18-wheeler with a ledge sticking out of the side, do not point to it and shout "I want to get on that!" until you have checked to make sure the truck is not also adorned with a billboard-sized picture of a topless woman.
You will live longer.
