So I was walking along one day, and a guy came up to me. He said, "Yo, fool, whatchoo got to say about yo cracka ass?" And I said "Pardon me, sir, but I know nothing about these 'crackers' of which you speak." So he opened up a book and pointed to a picture of a guy eating a provolone hot dog, with the word "CRACKER" underneath it. And that was when I found myself.